IllegalAlienAutopsy
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YEARS COMPLETED
2010
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The Greenest Venu(2010)
The spirit of a man named Ruben was escorted by the Mother of Death to the bank of the River Styx. The Mother of Death delivered Ruben to a small raft and placed a shiny coin into Charon’s bone hand. The two crossed the river with gentle strokes. The spirit was taken to the outskirts of infinity. All of a sudden everything stopped. An odd creature paid Charon a coin and took Ruben’s spirit. The creature explained to Ruben, in the illegal alien language, that he was needed to serve as a translator. The man was very mellow and he went right along with the plans. The odd creature took Ruben aboard a peculiar space vessel. Inside the vessel were two earthlings, Dopey and Ditzy. By coincidence every creature in the ship was a ganja lover. The odd creature procured mounds of buds of numerous varieties. Another alien creature then appeared inside the space vessel and began speaking in the illegal alien tongue. The ship was headed for Venus. Ruben was asked to translate to the earthlings that the aliens were taking the earthlings back to their laboratory. In the lab the earthlings were to dissect the aliens and learn everything they could so they could take the information back to earth and help it advance scientifically speaking. Once on Venus, the earthlings were showed around the lab. Then, the alien creatures prepared themselves for the dissections. Through the translator, the earthlings were asked to perform the operations while the creatures were still alive. The creatures themselves were going to instruct the procedures to the earthlings step-by-step through Ruben’s translation. Minutes into the dissection the earthlings heard the most surreal music imaginable. During the procedure they realized that they were now the aliens and the dissections were being performed on their avatars. Thanks be to the Greenest Venus everyone bore a goofy grin, even the spirit Ruben.
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The Greenest Venus(2010)
the greenest venus.
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